Workplace crush

• troublemaker2005

  24 Feb 12, 22:40

  human got many types of hair, public, pubic, armpit, nostril, lashes, legs, moles hairs

• Fcukpap

  24 Feb 12, 22:50

  eh Hi...u got a great sunny smile..esp shiny and outstanding....

  

• Toiletries

  25 Feb 12, 00:12

  Utilize office network chat system. Or try to get into the same lift with only both of you. If no lift at workplace, means small company means don't pursue office romance.

• Fcukpap

  25 Feb 12, 22:19

  eh Hi...the IT Security department reported to me that you have been using some online chat systems...ermmm...its ok. this round...i told them that you were engaging in some online banking surveys for me....try not to use that too often...talk to me if u need...i'll be there for u..

   

• Fcukpap

  26 Feb 12, 00:05

  eh Hi....i bought some Veggie Bao for u....after u finis this bao....no more selling liao...

  sadz...

• StellaAdey

  26 Feb 12, 20:03

  Find a "common" ground for both of you, it can be a work project or interest that you share. From there get the ball rolling!

  
  

• Fcukpap

  27 Feb 12, 00:14

  eh Hi....heard u r embarking on a tough degree...i can help u in your assignments..no, thats not plagiarism...its an honest act of concern...its between u and me....Ssshhh...but my mind only works after midnight on the bed with you as laptop...

• angel7030

  27 Feb 12, 16:08

  Originally posted by troublemaker2005:

  human got many types of hair, public, pubic, armpit, nostril, lashes, legs, moles hairs

  
  this uncle, very dirty minded, anyway, human including animals also got many types of axxholes shape

• troublemaker2005

  27 Feb 12, 20:12

  now then you know my mind dirty - you also very dirty - shown during photoshoots. i know

• angel7030

  28 Feb 12, 17:16

  You are the dirtiest

• Fcukpap

  28 Feb 12, 22:27

  eh Hi...your hair smells great! What shampoo u use? There is a very strong coconut and palm oil smell all over....were u born in the village?

   

• angel7030

  2 Mar 12, 11:22

  Yo, you smell the wrong hair, that one belong to the aunty beside you, and why is this MRT stopped here for so long,...what is going on?? shit men, this guy beside me stink like shit.

• 4sg

  2 Mar 12, 17:09

  

• Fcukpap

  7 Mar 12, 23:09

  eh Hi...you have a very lovely, sweet and seductive voice...i bet u can sing very well....i will get very turn on when u hold that big fat mic and sing it with your voluptuous mouth over it....shall we karaoke this Sat? i think i will be head over heels with your chick-call-voice (鸡�声)....
• motoway

  7 Mar 12, 23:13

  All the suggestions...

   

  Wa lau...

• Fcukpap

  8 Mar 12, 23:51

  eh Hi.....ur long crystal nails beri nice! match your super long hair and that white long gown u r wearing and a super white face.....how many guys have u eaten?
• Fcukpap

  9 Mar 12, 23:05

  eh Hi...like your lovely skirt u r wearing today....fantastically short and fluffy...r u a ballet or patpong dancer? can i dance with u this Sat?
• Fcukpap

  9 Mar 12, 23:19

  eh Hi....thats a sensational lip stick color u wear! certainly gives one a feeling of sunny and fresh look! but look again...aw...its spoiled by the thin moustache line above and across your sensational bulbous lips.....awwww.....
• troublemaker2005

  11 Mar 12, 00:17

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  Yo, you smell the wrong hair, that one belong to the aunty beside you, and why is this MRT stopped here for so long,...what is going on?? shit men, this guy beside me stink like shit.

  
  out of point - crush, not mrt smeely hair lah

• FunGuyWorkaholic

  19 Mar 12, 05:43

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  hi, can i borrow a paper clip?

  
  It started from a paper clip... then FireIce asked me to her place for coffee... when I reached there, I realize it's not really coffee... it was raining heavily at the time, lightning and storms brewing in the background... and by the time i lost my virginity, it's too late... i tried to push her away but she's too muscular... and all that started from a paper clip...

• angel7030

  20 Mar 12, 13:23

  Originally posted by troublemaker2005:

  
  out of point - crush, not mrt smeely hair lah

  
  Orange crush lah, my favourite drink...with singapore sling...yummy

• angel7030

  20 Mar 12, 13:24

  Originally posted by FunGuyWorkaholic:

  
  It started from a paper clip... then FireIce asked me to her place for coffee... when I reached there, I realize it's not really coffee... it was raining heavily at the time, lightning and storms brewing in the background... and by the time i lost my virginity, it's too late... i tried to push her away but she's too muscular... and all that started from a paper clip...

  
  Lucky chap

• FunGuyWorkaholic

  20 Mar 12, 20:15

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  
  Lucky chap

  
  I wanna vomit. I buying a rope at NTUC later to hang myself.

• angel7030

  22 Mar 12, 11:20

  Then the rope snapped while you attempt to hang...same old stories.

  Consider yourself good fortune, many Q for years still got no chance to go near my Queen.

• troublemaker2005

  22 Mar 12, 20:27

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  
  Orange crush lah, my favourite drink...with singapore sling...yummy

  
  kong jiao-way agian